Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.

Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.

by goblyn79 November 25, 2015

Blueticked

When you message your crush on Whatsapp, but she/he ignored you.

(after someone reads your message in Whatsapp, there will be a bluetick at the corner showing that your message has been read.)

Most of the time, it means you are friend-zoned.

Great.

Pointer: Can we go out sometime for dinner? Or just a movie?
Belle: typing... Last seen at 11:17pm.

pointer talking to himself: OMG I have just been blueticked..

by ZigZagBoy December 10, 2016

bluetooth cherries

Another term for side ho, because you are talking to them via your bluetooth.

Got too many bluetooth cherries these days to focus on hustlin'.

by cleemd January 13, 2017

bluehole baby

An individual who was born from a mother with a blue waffle. Typically used when the individual smells horrible, or has very poor hygiene in general.

Wit yo stanky ass! You must be a bluehole baby!

by iKiKrew May 3, 2017

Blethcoid

When a person is annoying in every way

Stop being a blethcoid

by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017

Bluetissue

Wow mate if you haven't been blue tissued you haven't lived

Oh fuck have you done that?. You've been bluetissued

by Smearyboy October 2, 2017