We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 7, 2021

by mathistp March 1, 2021

by Sightseeingpro December 4, 2024

A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
by ohdaddyharder November 5, 2020

by anavallis May 12, 2021

A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.
Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.
Person B: What a blueberry cope!
Person B: What a blueberry cope!
by Lil Tep July 19, 2025
