blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.

Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.

by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010

blitah

Another name for a orange

Tori can I have a blitah.

by Dj-samoa October 15, 2010

Blitz

It's the name given to a 5 min. game of tournament chess.

Tonight is a 6 round Blitz tournament at the chess club.
Each player has 5 min. on their clocks.

by LoneKiller December 17, 2012

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015

skin and blister

Cockney rhyming slang term for SISTER.

I’m ok, but I dunno about the old skin and blister.

by King Crasher June 20, 2018

blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004

Ballroom Blitz

Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."

by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014