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banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.
We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.
by alpal86 June 13, 2017
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blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge
"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill
by Floppy flop January 27, 2017
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Audibly blind

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.
*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*

Team Mate: use glitch

Audibly blind person: ...

Team mate: USE GLITCH

audibly blind person: ...

Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨

Audibly blind person: ...

*dies*
by PartTimeShotCaller June 1, 2020
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Mouth Blind

Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”

- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
You so quiet... are you mouth blind
by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020
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Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE August 26, 2013
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Blind Attack

A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023
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