conversation blaster

The act of farting to end one talking/speaking.

John: "Hey Dave you need to clean up the"
Dave: "(FART)"
John: "Dude way to fart, you conversation blaster"

by Bizlaster July 7, 2010

Ass blaster

An intense shit explosion that shoots one at least five feet in the air

Man one:why is there a home in the cealing

Man two:it was jcak he had an ass blaster

by Kiwi daddy March 7, 2019

chicken blaster

A person that has sex with a chicken in such a forceful manner that flying debris of semen, chicken shit, and feathers are released.

This horrific mess looks like the work of a chicken blaster.

by I like ranch April 21, 2014

Cum Blaster

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom

Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.

by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018

Cock Blaster

noun. when a cock is covered in shit after giving anal

Dat Bitch's ass is a cock blaster

by Mitur September 20, 2005

Cock Blaster

A dyke that hates dick so much, that she would take a gun and shoot your dick off.

Kim hates guys so much, she wants to snap off their dicks. Stupid bitch she's such a Cock Blaster

by Mario Walker April 14, 2007

master blaster

It's when your getting a blumpkin and smoking crack at the same time.

Last night i got my first master blaster from your mom.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014