garbanzo beaner

a person who is white or obviously not a beaner tries to act as such

that white person is posing as a gangster (meaning a "cool" mexican) he is a garbanzo beaner

by AntiConnor January 13, 2008

Pro Beaner

A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.

My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.

by ProBeaner March 14, 2007

Super Beaner

1. A white person who has out drank a Mexican at their own party and is now excepted into that Mexicans family making them an official beaner who isn't deported and can freely cross over the boarder to visit there Mexican brothers and sisters.
2. A white person who is so loco they are accepted by Mexicans as one of there own.

Loco Beaner: "Hey essay what is that kracker doing here."

Beaner: "That's no kracker that's Dirt hes'a Super Beaner."

Loco Beaner: "Oh I need to hang with him then screw u essay."

Beaner: "Ya well screw u to ESSAY!!!!!!!"

by Dallas a.k.a. Dallas Dirt July 19, 2006

Beaner Cave

A Beaner Cave is the home of any Mexican. Most of the time they are full of drug and slave white people.

I am going to report to the Beaner Cave after work.

by BeaneRBoi69 October 23, 2019

tol beaner

1. much like tol bean, but more beany, and somehow toler.

"Ian, you're my tol beaner. The tolest bean," said Mila.

by recaoflower September 13, 2017

Autistic Beaner

A really stupid Latino person that only munches on tacos,burritos,chimichangas,takis, pão de queijo, an absurd amount of beans , drinks carona,smokes weed 25/8 and eachothers stubby chodes. They also like to rep their homosexual, retarded gangs and always end or start their sentences with "ese" and stand outside their porches with their beanies over their eyes they are called beaners.

Look at that Autistic Beaner
That beaner is munching on an absurd amount of tacos
That Latino is very much a beaner
I fucking hate beaners
Beaners always rob me
Hey stop eating that burrito you beaner
Hey beaner go back to where you came from
Hey that Brazilian is a Beaner
Hey that Mexican is a Beaner
Hey that Columbian is a Beaner

Hey that Venezuelan is a Beaner
Hey That Ecuadorian is a Beaner
Hey That Dominican is a Beaner
Hey that el Salvadoran is a Beaner

I hate my own kind beaners

Im a beaner btw :)

by xXBeanerSlayerXx January 16, 2023

beaner beats

Any Spanish song (predominantly rap/pop) with a typical latin beat.

Play some beaner beats by Ozuna!!

by C00lStoryBr082 October 28, 2019