by AntiConnor January 13, 2008
Get the garbanzo beaner mug.A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.
My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.
by ProBeaner March 14, 2007
Get the Pro Beaner mug.1. A white person who has out drank a Mexican at their own party and is now excepted into that Mexicans family making them an official beaner who isn't deported and can freely cross over the boarder to visit there Mexican brothers and sisters.
2. A white person who is so loco they are accepted by Mexicans as one of there own.
2. A white person who is so loco they are accepted by Mexicans as one of there own.
Loco Beaner: "Hey essay what is that kracker doing here."
Beaner: "That's no kracker that's Dirt hes'a Super Beaner."
Loco Beaner: "Oh I need to hang with him then screw u essay."
Beaner: "Ya well screw u to ESSAY!!!!!!!"
Beaner: "That's no kracker that's Dirt hes'a Super Beaner."
Loco Beaner: "Oh I need to hang with him then screw u essay."
Beaner: "Ya well screw u to ESSAY!!!!!!!"
by Dallas a.k.a. Dallas Dirt July 19, 2006
Get the Super Beaner mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the Starbucks Beaner mug.A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a starbucks beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a starbucks beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a starbucks beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the Starbucks Beaner mug.Verb - Beaner Checking is the act of honking your car horn at a pedestrian to see if they turn and look at you, therefore failing the beaner check. When a pedestrian fails a beaner check the appropriate reaction is yelling and laughing at them that they failed the beaner check.
Beaner Checking can also be accompanied by Girking
Beaner Checking can also be accompanied by Girking
Person A: Yo bro lets beaner check that guy walking on the sidewalk
Person B: Alright bro lets do it
*HONNNNKKK*
*Pedestrian turns and looks*
Person A&B: BROO THEY JUST FAILED THE FUCKIN BEANER CHECK
Person B: Alright bro lets do it
*HONNNNKKK*
*Pedestrian turns and looks*
Person A&B: BROO THEY JUST FAILED THE FUCKIN BEANER CHECK
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
Get the Beaner Check mug.Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.
by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020
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