Baseball

A garbage sport in which players stand around or jog instead of being athletic

Baseball players like to make fun of other sports to compensate for the un athletic nature of their sport.

by Am Very Smart May 15, 2019

Baseball

Littlerly the worst sport ever invented

Dude you’ll never guess what I can swing at a ball and run 20 yards then wait half an hour until someone hits another baseball

by X-C for life March 26, 2019

angels baseball

the best kinda baseball there is small ball with some power

man that play was so angels baseball

by nathan777777777777777777 January 5, 2009

baseball

crappiest and most boaring sport in the world played by wussies who cry if they strike our or get hit by a ball. if u want a real tough sport for people with real talent and strength play hockey or football.

bob:hey dude do u like baseball?

joe:no way that sport is for fucking wussies!

by fuck baseball March 21, 2009

baseball

A sport that hardly anyone cares about anymore. For some reason it is called the national pastime of America even though hardly anyone there ever metions its existence.

Tom: Hey Bill did you watch the baseball game yesterday?
Bill: What the hell is base.... oh.... they still play that?

by androidMike February 10, 2009

baseball

A very queer sport where people use a plank to hit a ball and run around in circles over and over again. played by school girls in the UK. Ahahahaha.

Baseball is queer. Come out of the closet, Gay Rod.

wow look at me! I hit a ball with a plank and ran around a sideways square a million times! I've really accomplished something! /sarcasm

baseball sucks.

by Fuck­ November 2, 2006

baseball bat

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.

pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!

by teh leet pwnzor October 12, 2008