by TheFreshyBloch April 12, 2023
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Also known to be extremely dumb(it is rumored the hat has something to do with it)
Also known to be extremely dumb(it is rumored the hat has something to do with it)
look around and pick one. they're everywhere. Baseball players in highschool/college fit this description the best.
by ChadBroChill666 April 1, 2009
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The sport that perfectly captures what Americans want in sports: Very little action to cater for the usually non-athletic players, mind-numbing stopping and starting, for the ADD-affected fans, and a whole lot of gayness. It is basically a girl's game(rounders) that has been over-hyped so Americans don't feel stupid. Created, like most American sports, because Americans can't win at any true international team sports. Americans needed a game which required characteristics only Americans had I.e. the ones stated above, so Baseball was born. Definitely a lot better than American "football" though. That definitely takes the cake for the most boring, unpopular, fat boy gay ritual. No American "football" fan can hate on Baseball.boreball sleepball fatball steroidball hot-dog ball
American sports fan: Hey, did you catch the baseball game last night?
TRUE sports fan: No. It must have been a very exciting game. *giggles.* What were the highlights?
American sports fan: Oh, there were Budweiser commercials, and Doritos commercials, and there were some fat spectators fighting....
TRUE sports fan: I'm talking about the game itself. Why did you watch it? Were there any homeruns etc.
American sports fan: Now you know no one watches sports for sports sake, right? We watch for the ads, the cheerleaders..
TRUE sports fan: Only in America.
TRUE sports fan: No. It must have been a very exciting game. *giggles.* What were the highlights?
American sports fan: Oh, there were Budweiser commercials, and Doritos commercials, and there were some fat spectators fighting....
TRUE sports fan: I'm talking about the game itself. Why did you watch it? Were there any homeruns etc.
American sports fan: Now you know no one watches sports for sports sake, right? We watch for the ads, the cheerleaders..
TRUE sports fan: Only in America.
by GuanJin August 11, 2010
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by deafaultalderman July 8, 2011
Get the Baseball mug.A simple sport that turns guys into pussies that feel the need to defend their "sport" over Urban Dictionary. Not America's pastime, it sucks.
Okay, I am just responding to that really long definition about the kid who said that baseball was an "unathletic" sport.
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The first sentence of one terrible definition.
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The first sentence of one terrible definition.
by HaveYaMetTim January 13, 2008
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Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...
by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005
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There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:
Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.
High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.
Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.
Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:
Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.
High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.
Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.
Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
by Vig Monster August 21, 2011
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