buttery biscuit base

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.

I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

by jabba27 July 4, 2011

all your base are belong to us

A Japanese Genesis game called zero-wing got poorly translated into English. This sentence is now spread all over the internet.

English version:

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

by Bonus_level August 7, 2004

born on third base

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

infinity base

A base so high it has never been achieved, because it doesn't exist. All that is known is that you need Chuck Norris, a fork, a blender, a llama, 50000000000000 other people, and a nuclear bomb.

Bob: "Dude, i got to infinity base last night!"
Joe: "So that's why we're all dead."

by Last Nights Party November 22, 2009

6th base

you horny little bastards there is no 6th base

"hey dude i got to 6th base last night"
"shut the fuck up there is no 6th base you dill hole"

by bigfoot January 16, 2004

sixth base

The fuck is wrong with you? There is no sixth base, dumbass.

"I got to sixth base with her!"
"Sixth base? The hell?"

by Ninth Base August 9, 2003

1999th base

You must be in the year of 1999 and find the portal on earth that leads to the Pokemon World. The portal is what the members of Pokeclipse were looking for. The portal is said to be located somewhere in Japan and was the strongest in 1999 when Pokemon was at it's peak. You must go in the portal and you have exactly 3 pokemon world years to have sex with 1,999 girls in the pokemon world. When you do this you will have achieved 1999th base.

Contrary to popular belief with 1999th base, you're only required to have sex with the human females of the pokemon world and not any of the males or the pokemon themselves, as that would be homosexual or just wrong. You will also be thrown out and banned from the pokemon world forever if you try to have sex with the males or the pokemon.

After you achieve 1999th base you will automatically be sent back in time 3 pokemon world years to the moment when you first entered the pokemon world through the portal and your memory of having sex with the girls will be erased, at that time you will be given the ability to enter the pokemon world whenever you want to and leave whenever you want to, thus having the most awesome life ever.

However, if by the end of those 3 pokemon world years you have not had sex with exactly 1,999 human females in the pokemon world you will be forced to go back into the normal world with all your memories of the pokemon world erased and you will have a miserable and boring life.

(At college)

College kid 1: "hey have you seen Carlos anywhere? he's been absent for months now"
College kid 2: "Carlos reached 1999th base and now he spends all of his time in paradise in the pokemon world"

by pokemonworldequalsparadise November 15, 2009