bmw

stands in German for
"Bring mich Werkstatt"

translated:
"Get me to the repair shop"

Partly bad electronics

Son of a BMW-Owner: "Why is so much room in the garage, when you're here?"
BMW-Owner: "Hmph!"
Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt!"

by SM-Ente May 23, 2007

bmw

A BMW is a very expensive car, also known as a Black Man's Wish. Some even refer to it as Big Money Wasted.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you just buy a BMW?"
Guy 2- "Hell yeah i did!!"
Guy 1- ".... Big Money Wasted....."
Guy 2- "WTF?"

by BigBrothaPaulie January 18, 2010

bmw

Big Mexican Women

Did u see how big that mexican women was. Yah she was a BMW.

by sir crop dust June 13, 2009

Bmw

Big mexican weiner

Ima fuck melissa wit my bmw

by Shyfdbb September 9, 2019

bmw

Big Mexican Women

DAMN! Thats a bmw!

by willythegreat July 9, 2009

bmw

Big Mexican Woman

John: Hey Jose, what makes you the happiest?
Jose: A BMW (Big Mexican Woman)

by pilot4lyfe April 15, 2010

BMW i8

An incredibly cool hybrid invented by bam to just say fuck you to the Toyota prius

Dude have you seen that BMW i8 it totally looks better than a prius

by Geordie person May 26, 2015