Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .

Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Blueberry Cream Delight

A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her

bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me

by ohdaddyharder November 5, 2020

Blueberry Cope

A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.

Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.

Person B: What a blueberry cope!

by Lil Tep July 19, 2025

Mr. Blueberry

Stupid ass jay county teacher who shouldn’t even be a teacher who’s a psychotic shit head

Mr. Blueberry a bitch

by Sightseeingpro December 4, 2024

A blueberry

Anything that is not a blueberry

Is this pinecone a blueberry?

by FuriousChocolate January 3, 2022

Blueberry Fest

When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.

BBF for short.

past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.

Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.

UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.

by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010