When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking
Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...
by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)
by arthurblind May 22, 2023

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!
by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017

When you aren’t aware that you have typed a phrase out incorrectly because you assumed that you typed out the same phrase as the one in your head. So now you are blind blown because you are unable to recognize your spelling error
Carla: “This boy has my blind blown”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
Lee: “blind blown” ??
Carla: “Omw, in my mind I was still reading it as ‘mind blown’ ”
Lee: “ Oooh it looks like we’ve just coined a new term”
by Eddy Boi November 8, 2022

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE August 26, 2013

When someone takes a hit while driving and gets smoke in their eyes causing them to go blind for a few seconds. this is a very dangerous disease that has plagued stoners since the invention of the automobile.
driver: Bro pass the blunt!
passenger:Here man it's roasting
Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
passenger:Here man it's roasting
Driver:(takes a massive hit way beyond his smoking abilities...so smoke goes everywhere) FUCK! Drivers blind we're going to crash bro!!
passenger:(becomes a stoned hero and grabs the wheel before they crash) I got you bro.
by passenger117 March 30, 2011

Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.
*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*
Team Mate: use glitch
Audibly blind person: ...
Team mate: USE GLITCH
audibly blind person: ...
Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨
Audibly blind person: ...
*dies*
Team Mate: use glitch
Audibly blind person: ...
Team mate: USE GLITCH
audibly blind person: ...
Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨
Audibly blind person: ...
*dies*
by PartTimeShotCaller June 1, 2020
