The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016
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“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
Get the Birthday Shower mug.Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb
" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016
A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.
by tquinn January 31, 2012
Get the Birthday Robogreeting mug.An informal British way to say Birthday Party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.
by KonTriByuTur July 27, 2021
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Get the Birthday Nice mug.When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
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