the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024

Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.

Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck

by Istolemysistersaccountforthis August 4, 2025

Full mist, no high beams.

When something appears extremely suspicious and dangerous.

Homie: I'm trying to smash that chick.
Me: Pretty sure she has a dick dude. Full mist, no high beams.

by HugeLittleCock November 15, 2018

Strategy Beam

Term the most business-y people of all business people use when referring to a common projector. Everyday people put up information on the projector; the coolest kids utilize a strategy beam.

Let's go hit up the conference room and throw that presentation up on the Strategy Beam so we can build the business case for how our global initiatives are going to holistically synergize our go-to-market approach!

by CoolGuyRandall February 5, 2012

Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017

Graph Beam

A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.

Extended:

Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).

Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.

Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.

Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.

Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):

It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.

Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).

Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)

Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass

“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine

“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”

“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”

“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”

by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025