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slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".
Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.
by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012
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Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 13, 2013
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multiple balls

See "extra ball." Multiple ejaculations in one session.
The Russian escort offered multiple balls in two hours but the Thai escort offered just two shots in two hours.
by doggystyler May 15, 2019
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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fortnite balls

fortnite balls all in ur face (aye)
Fortnite balls, I’m gay
I like boys
I kidnap autistic kids
Lil Mosey Is watching, T. Rex
I'm EDP, big Kanye West
by fortnitemaster69 September 16, 2021
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Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.
How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.
by JacoPA January 25, 2011
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The Steel Balls

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.
Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"
by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013
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