Law of averages

A water ingression problem

Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit

by January 14, 2021

Bigger than average

Gigantic

Steve's head is bigger than average

by Rob74 June 25, 2021

Average DarkWeb User

Nigga from discord actually knows how to make drugs and bombs please help me he has my ip

Average DarkWeb User sent me a tutorial on how to make a bomb

by Stephen Legweak July 22, 2022

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

Below average penis

The slang for: "a huge penis"

"Bro that's a below average penis"
"Yeah, I know right, ITS HUGE!"

by Clutzx January 01, 2024

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Your IQ is below average

The fancy way of saying "u dum"

John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF

by MyRealName21 October 09, 2020