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Autism

Autism is a lifelong developmental disability which affects how people communicate and interact with the world.

Autism is a spectrum condition and affects people in different ways. Like all people, autistic people have their own strengths and weaknesses

Autistic people have difficulties with interpreting both verbal and non-verbal language like gestures or tone of voice. Some autistic people are unable to speak or have limited speech while other autistic people have very good language skills but struggle to understand sarcasm or tone of voice.
Autistic: hai..!,,

Person 1: ew why do you talk like that?

Autistic: talk liek wat>?

Person 2: don't you autism? haha!

Person 1: oh yeah! Autistic has autism!!

Autistic: yeh i hav autisum!

Person 3: stop bullying Autistic she/he/they can't even defend her/him/themself!
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Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
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Autismed

"We are autismed"
by Jonah_ July 24, 2023
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Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023
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autism

bro maven in twitch is so mentally ill he’s the definition of autism
by TheRizzler72 August 6, 2023
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calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism
by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023
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Autisming

The act of having autism
can't talk rn i'm autisming
by whoopiewilde August 16, 2023
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