asshole

a guy who likes to make people like him, just so he can then put them down for his own gain. will go out of his way to make you laugh, and then go further out of his way to hurt you, either with sarcasm, name calling, or some other type of humiliation to continue to stroke his ego. he knows you enjoy the laughter he gives you, so you'll tolerate it. usually does this with female love interests but may also behave this way with friends, colleagues, and family members.

girl: kenny hasn't talked to me in a week! i really miss him.
friend: why not?
girl: i don't know. i stopped by his house but he wouldn't come out. wish he was here to cheer me up. he is so funny.
friend: no, girl. he is an asshole.

by linfbaby September 10, 2013

Asshole

Someone who is a lazy fat useless motherfucker with no real work ethic.

Scott Russo is a fucking asshole

by goth66653 June 5, 2016

asshole

Someone that won’t let you publish your Urban Dictionary definition because they think you and your words are bullshit.

I wrote definitions for Emily Skinner and Cody Bellinger, but some assholes rejected it!

by ftamicrosoft13 July 28, 2019

asshole

you are such a fucking arsehole

dude, seriously? you are such a fucking asshole!!!

by tintinRSA September 24, 2013

Asshole

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is such an asshole.

by YangGang2024 February 24, 2020

Asshole

Someone who would rather speak the truth. Won't beat around the bush and stay straight with you.

Joe:yo bro how do I look in this shirt?

James: you look like a pedophile on the prowl for little boys. Where the black shirt .

Joe: asshole

by CoinThat September 21, 2016

Asshole

Someone who is self centered, spoiled, and total dick. Who's rude to everyone including you.

Hate assholes

by Danjulheidan April 18, 2017