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secret asian

A phrase used to describe people who either pretends they are n00bs/newb or look like one, but in actuality a secret pro that can easily kick your puny ass.

Refer to your rich, three-hot-wife'd former classmate that used to be a geek. Or the muttering guy on the corner of the street that turns out to be Chuck Norris.

This phrase is not limited to Asians.
"Dude, that guy on the beginner's contest is a bloody secret asian."

"No shit!"
by McDodos May 15, 2009
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Asian Roadblock

The Asian Roadblock is when a group of Asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. This phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across North America; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by Chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of Western higher education.
Professor: "Why are you late for class?"
You: "Sorry, I hit an Asian Roadblock, I was stuck behind them for 30 mins."
by Saadli January 17, 2013
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asian eric

The most AMAZING Asian in the world!He's nice, funny, and crazy! He's also very smart. An Asian Eric usually plays soccer and is a fast runner.
Damn he's fast he's and fine Asian Eric!
by Mackenzie Lewis November 5, 2013
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Asian parents

A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER
My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.
by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017
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Asian Jew

Something that does not exist.
Child: Look! A asian jew!
Doctor: Your son is completly retarded.
by NiggaHoodie December 27, 2019
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Half Asian

One of the most amazing races to ever grace this planet. Scientifically proven to live longer, and most are very successful. Take any area: the best in the class will always include a few Half Asians. Less than 1% of the population in America is Half Asian, and a number MUCH higher than 1% fills people who are top notch at what they do i.e. celebrities, sports stars, great minds, etc.
Check out any list where people rank some of the most beautiful people in the world- I guarantee you'll find more than a few Half Asians.
by Halfieful May 28, 2008
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Asian princess

An spoiled Asian girl whos parents supply her with loads of money. She has multiple designer purses and nice clothes. She may have a purse dog to carry around as well. She thinks everyone is inferior to her and is superficial.
"That Asian princess thinks she is so hot.. carrying around her dog and her Fendi bag like she's Paris Hilton!"
by ro3 May 22, 2007
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