Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.

"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"

Ashton Irwin by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013

Ashton Coocher 

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.

"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"

Ashton Coocher by eaasye May 28, 2009

Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums

Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.

Ashton Irwin by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

ashton kutcher by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

Ashton Shoffner by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Ashton Bendavid 

To Ashton Bendavid someone is when you partake in anal sex with a woman (or man) until their asshole is stretched wide, then finish a entire bowl in a single bong rip, then exhale into the other persons asshole, then suck back it out of the asshole

Person 1: “Last night was crazy my girl let me Ashton Bendavid her”
Person 2: “Nice”

Ashton Bendavid by WjfjaufhwjuAusaizjxzhqh February 15, 2023

Ashton (girl)

Ashton is a hot badass who gets all the guys and will never betray her friends, she is not a backstaber. If you ever come across a Ashton do not leave her side. She is amazing sweet and kind.Always smells amazing, and has a huge heart for animals.

Wow dude did you see Ashton (girl) go by?!

Ashton (girl) by paint47 October 17, 2019