by JohnFortnite November 22, 2021

Antonio is a typical brown haired and brown eyed Croatian guy. An Antonio has a really good sense of humor actually. He used to be a class clown in middle school. Antonio wants to seem tuff and tends to hide his sensitive and emotional side through jokes. A momma's boy. Will tease you instead of telling you how he truly feels.
"Haha, I can't stop laughing whenever he's around."
-"Well, then his name must be Antonio."
"This guy thinks that being mean to a girl is a way of flirting with her."
-"That is such an Antonio thing to do."
-"Well, then his name must be Antonio."
"This guy thinks that being mean to a girl is a way of flirting with her."
-"That is such an Antonio thing to do."
by Banamna🍌 January 11, 2024

A bitch ass nigga they are usually scorpios don’t trust them because they will stab you in the back they may seem nice but they are very toxic and will never help you they also usually have very weak stomachs and terrible immune systems
by TheRealHoodGuyi April 29, 2020

An ugly mut that roams the halls looking like a ferret. He scavenges anything he can find ranging from used condoms to butt plugs. He swallows semen faster then your average female. His ugly face makes it nearly impossible for any female to even look at him. His favorite past time is sticking ping pong balls up his ass while while a wiesel licks his balls. An antonio is a sick fuck and anyone who knows one should really consider deleting his number and move away before he makes them his next victim.
by daniel rosen December 12, 2012

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

by Tjjrhrrhbr October 1, 2020
