Alfie Littlejohn

A kind funny person that makes everyone laugh. hes the sort of person you are drawn to because hes so lovely to be around. hes the light of my life. hes got this gorgeous smile and handsome hair. hes rlly hot. i love him so much

“whos that hot funny guy?”

“its alfie littlejohn”

by secretlover22 March 22, 2024

Alfie K

Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top

Alfie K is a nonchalant dreadhead

by randomrndm January 13, 2025

Alfie Cijoy

He is a pretty cool guy, he is 6'8" and hates period cramps and loves women's rights.

Alfie Cijoy is so sigma!!! *as he walks non-challantly*

by jlkadsjkadsadskjl March 13, 2025

Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

Alfie Levy

A fucking incel whose nan lives in cornice cleaning. He likes it up the ass and has a fat crush on lauran cobb. He’s a mega homosexual and likes gooning too big burly black men

“Hey bro did you see Alfie Levy is being railed by a black man?”

by Dinis crust December 23, 2025

Dirty Alfie

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her

The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie

by Mike literus July 8, 2020

an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

by Incredible Bob May 25, 2011