Aidan

Also known as” gay men lover” he loves cuddling and thrusting young and old men. In his early stages of life he was raped by le monke . He loved every second of it so he bought a gorilla and smashed every day. He now has aids

Fun facts:

He is the world record holder for the smallest dick

He only like gorila dick

Favorite color is rainbow

Profesional cock eater

Gorilla- ahh ahhh aahhhh

Aidan- oh yea give me more

by Hahahwwh October 30, 2019

Aidan

Ugly ass Asian, low eyes, sucks at basketball, only good at math, all he does is shoot 3's in 2k, usually smells like shit wherever he goes, no one likes him, sometimes he's cute but overall, he's ugly As fuck

I'm so glad I'm not an Aidan

by sortalikekanye June 1, 2014

Aidan

Aidan is a two-timer, ugly-ass man who cant get a life. A bunch of hoes like him and he gets all the deperate bitches sadly. The cheap hair gel he uses will make him bald when he is 30.

Aidan, when I look into your dark brown eyes , all I see are dark niggas.

by Clorox.Bleach November 10, 2017

Aidan

Aidan is a white boy with curly hair and he is usually scoootish. He thinks he's fast at running but he lost to a girl. Wow!

Aidan runs.

by Xx_LMG360_xX April 3, 2019

Aidan

The biggest Forehead you will ever see. Gets no girls only guys. JK he doesn’t get anyone

I will never be a Aidan

by Aidan Sakai November 13, 2017

Aidan

An Aidan is generally a green wanker. They have flakey skin that earns them nicknames like "Croc", "Corn Flakes" and "The Green Man". He also has many other flaws, such as, inarticulacy, retardation and leprosy. They generally love Brian's and it is unclear whether they are aware that sexuality exists. Aidan's also love free food at parties, but don't eat at any other time except for some cake in the morning. Aidan's seem to gain nicknames throughout their existence through moronic bahavious like pinching in the schoolyard or gaining sexual harrassment suits. They are also very bad drivers and will come up with stupid excuses like, "I couldn't see, it was nighttime", or "These 2 old people jumped right out infront of me". They are very, very bad people.

Man: "Aidan, what age are you?"
Aidan: "He did!"

Guy: "What did you do to her to?"
Aidan: "Nothing!"
Guy: "Aidan!?"
Aidan: "I just brushed up against her!"

Man 1: "You owe me a drink"
Man 2: "Well, I'm going home now!"
Man 1: "You're such a fucking Aidan!"

by Dessie the Lezzie October 17, 2011

Aidan

Cocky little prick who bullies everyone. Also loves to get beat up by guys usually with names that start with J. Thinks he is better then everyone but sucks at everything and nobody likes him. Annoying.

Dude 1; See that fight yesterday?
Dude 2; Yeah! that Aidan kid got whooped!
Dude 3; Who beat him up?
Dude 1; Joe, he was probably making fun of his girl or something.

Dude 2; that was dumb, never mess with that kid.

by OriginalGangster3 March 2, 2017