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Aidan

He is very average, he has no IQ and he most definitely is 3 foot 2. He will always wear blue to symbolise his eternal sadness. He is very sporty but will get no bitches (he is a bitch). He will grow up to be like Mark Zuckerberg, a fucking shit lizard,
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by Jacob Hiroshima March 29, 2022
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Ugly ass Asian, low eyes, sucks at basketball, only good at math, all he does is shoot 3's in 2k, usually smells like shit wherever he goes, no one likes him, sometimes he's cute but overall, he's ugly As fuck
by sortalikekanye June 1, 2014
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Aidan is a white boy with curly hair and he is usually scoootish. He thinks he's fast at running but he lost to a girl. Wow!
Aidan runs.
by Xx_LMG360_xX April 3, 2019
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Aidan is a two-timer, ugly-ass man who cant get a life. A bunch of hoes like him and he gets all the deperate bitches sadly. The cheap hair gel he uses will make him bald when he is 30.
Aidan, when I look into your dark brown eyes , all I see are dark niggas.
by Clorox.Bleach November 10, 2017
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The biggest Forehead you will ever see. Gets no girls only guys. JK he doesn’t get anyone
by Aidan Sakai November 13, 2017
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An Aidan is generally a green wanker. They have flakey skin that earns them nicknames like "Croc", "Corn Flakes" and "The Green Man". He also has many other flaws, such as, inarticulacy, retardation and leprosy. They generally love Brian's and it is unclear whether they are aware that sexuality exists. Aidan's also love free food at parties, but don't eat at any other time except for some cake in the morning. Aidan's seem to gain nicknames throughout their existence through moronic bahavious like pinching in the schoolyard or gaining sexual harrassment suits. They are also very bad drivers and will come up with stupid excuses like, "I couldn't see, it was nighttime", or "These 2 old people jumped right out infront of me". They are very, very bad people.
Man: "Aidan, what age are you?"
Aidan: "He did!"

Guy: "What did you do to her to?"
Aidan: "Nothing!"
Guy: "Aidan!?"
Aidan: "I just brushed up against her!"

Man 1: "You owe me a drink"
Man 2: "Well, I'm going home now!"
Man 1: "You're such a fucking Aidan!"
by Dessie the Lezzie October 17, 2011
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Cocky little prick who bullies everyone. Also loves to get beat up by guys usually with names that start with J. Thinks he is better then everyone but sucks at everything and nobody likes him. Annoying.
Dude 1; See that fight yesterday?
Dude 2; Yeah! that Aidan kid got whooped!
Dude 3; Who beat him up?
Dude 1; Joe, he was probably making fun of his girl or something.

Dude 2; that was dumb, never mess with that kid.
by OriginalGangster3 March 2, 2017
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