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Afro Pickle

The name "Afro Pickle" conjures a vivid and unique image. This character, Afro Pickle, is a short, stout Black man known for his larger-than-life personality and distinctive appearance. He has a head full of lush, curly hair often styled into a magnificent afro, symbolizing his boldness and individuality. His nickname, "Pickle," comes from his love of pickles and his knack for finding himself in "pickles"—unexpected, humorous situations.

In a surprising twist, Afro Pickle's story intersects with the realm of reptilians—mysterious, shape-shifting beings rumored to control world events from the shadows. According to urban legends, Afro Pickle once had an unexpected encounter with these enigmatic creatures. While wandering through an old library in his neighborhood, he stumbled upon a hidden, ancient manuscript that hinted at the existence of reptilians among us. This discovery led him on a wild adventure, where he uncovered secrets that linked his family heritage to a long-forgotten alliance with these beings.

Afro Pickle's stout, resilient frame and quick wit made him an unlikely but effective protector of this secret knowledge. Though the reptilian connection adds an element of conspiracy and mystery to his life, he remains grounded and committed to his community, using his unique position to advocate for justice and unity. His story is a blend of humor, heritage, and the hidden truths that lie beneath the surface of everyday life.
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Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.
Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.
by Rattakus August 6, 2010
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Afro Dance

Sex in which one or both parties have excessively hairy genitalia.
anthony: yeah... so when i started to do the afro dance with her, she's all... 'oooo ouch... slow down'
by mcvader March 31, 2009
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afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.
Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back
by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017
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afro emo

regular dude: woah that emo's black
emo dude: yeah he's afro emo
regular dude: those exist?!
emo dude: yeah...... remember Shawn Brown, Dwayne Robinson, Soul Glo, Megan Cadena-Fernandez, Droughts, or Casey Watson
regular dude: what are you talking about??
emo dude: oh wait you have a life ._.
by gooberfart July 30, 2023
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Afro South Indian

Afro South Indians and Afro Asiatics are people who are heavily melanated in complexion bearing dark brown, medium brown and light brown hues showcasing various diversified backgrounds with melanated Americans in America, both groups have more in common than people may realize making them equal.

South India, also known as Peninsular India, is the southern part of the peninsular Deccan Plateau in India encompassing the states of Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka, Kerala, Tamil Nadu and Telangana as well as the union territories of Lakshadweep and Puducherry, occupying 19.31% of India's area (635,780 km2 or 245,480 sq mi) and 20% of India's population.
Afro-South Indians happen to be Melanated. We are born in India. We speak Hindi, Sanskrit, and English. Our culture back home consists of Vedic, Hindu, and Buddhist religions. We embrace being Afro-South indian and Afro-Asiatic because it's something that's been forbidden to celebrate loudly because of conlonization and assimilation into white spaces, but we're going to acknowledge our true heritage. We're no longer ashamed. We're Very proud of our roots. Just like melanated Americans, we are one in the same. No more ignorance, prejudice, and self-hatred. We are apart of the melanated community and will unite as one. There are more similarities than differences amongst us. Our ethnicity is Afro South Indian/ Afro Asiatic, our culture is indian culture and our race is melanated .
by Bloomington November 24, 2023
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Afro-tech

I first heard the hyphenated word, Afro-tech, being used in a song called “Legacy” from Sean Carter’s 13th album (4:44).

In one of his lyrics Jay Z says - “That's major, just like the Negro League.”

Meaning: In the late 1800s, Blacks were not accepted in baseball, which eventually led to the formation of the Negro Leagues in 1887. Many leagues would form and collapse due to attendance issues, but the most reputable league was the Negro American League, which lasted for almost three decades. Even though Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in 1947, these leagues lasted almost two more decades because of racial tension in the United States.(Genius.com)

Then, in a following verse Hov goes on to say - “There was a time America wouldn't let us ball.”

Meaning: Jay Z is creating a connotation between the previous exclusion of black people from American sports, to now the exclusion of black people from the tech world. (Genius.com)

I’d actually go further and say the exclusion of not just black people, but any person who are the consumers using the tech however not being able to profit from having the opportunity to create the tech.
Example:

You: You don’t have socials?

Me: Nope.

You: You a psycho?

Me: Lol, maybe.

You: That creepy ass laugh isn’t helping. Explain yourself?

Me: Look, using that tech is going to get you hurt (and I mean that as a double entendre).

You: How so?

Me: Not only from the amount of time you waste on it, but even to how it makes you feel.

You: Well, I make money off of it. And when I’m not, it’s entertainment.

Me: (Laughing) Okay.

You: I do.

Me: Okay, I get it makes you money. I’m not mad at it, at least you are doing that much.

You: I am.

Me: But you still use “their” platform in hopes to make some money. And “they” sit back and make billions, each and every day.

You: (Pondering)

Me: Mhm, and that profit is made all off of you.

You: Damn, never really thought of it like that.

Me: None of us do. But worst of all, that ain’t even “their” end goal.

You: Wait, what?

Me: But that’s for another time.

You: Fuck, all that tech ain’t worth what it is.

Me: Nope, it ain’t. And on top of that how many of those tech Startup Founders, CEO’s and, or Board Member’s look like us, or come from where we come from?

You: Prolly none.

Me: So, they get you hooked while you like sharing pics, videos, letting your thoughts out in to the world, but really…

You: (Cutting me off)… but really, I’m getting used and being left.

Me: Afro-tech.

You: Well, fuck all that. Imma start something and get them hooked.

Me: Oh really?

You: Yeah, Payback’s a Bi$ch.

Me: (Smiling) Time to ball!
by Danny Boss March 30, 2022
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