A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'
I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'
by Hesnotasaffa March 03, 2021
An extremely well built, attractive, male human being. First occurrence in March 6, 1989. No other 'Andre' has been sited since. In present time, 'Andre' is a noun used to depict the most handsome and attractive of men, with stunning features.
by Fella09 March 08, 2009
The perfect couple. Two sexy people put together, often involved with Megan. ANDRES IS A SEXY BEAST! and MELISA IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL! THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!! <3 So if you know a girl named Melisa and a boy named Andres, make sure they date!!! :)
by IMA SEXYBEAST May 25, 2011
Andre Quinamague or Bandre is an unknown being in the form of a filipino teenager. Andre has an unknown power level and could unleash his ultimate form at any time. Despite presumably being mortal he appears to have a death wish. If there were a circumstance where authority was not present he would go fucking wild. Like playing basketball with toddlers, full on fuck shit.
Andre Quinamague is a twisted fucking cycle path, he once attempted to drink water out of a strainer. He is truly beyond our world.
by Super Duper S-Man February 01, 2019
by Fronksk October 30, 2022
Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.
by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
A super nice person that will always help other people. He is also the most beautiful and sexy person there is. This angel has 6 packs of titanium and a cranium the size of the universe
by Saint of poop June 15, 2021