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Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011
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hold a finger to

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.

2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"

Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"

2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"

Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"

Bill- "I still don't believe you!"

Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
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Passon Fingers

Someone that wrecks/(roots) everything they touch
Good one passon fingers its broken, every thing you touch you fuck
by Klae01 January 9, 2007
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bike-finger

A derivative of the driving-finger, more often used by individuals on a bike. Frequently displayed by bike-messengers/cycle couriers to comment on the ass-hattery of Traffic Officers.

Note: may be utilized with both hands (dual-bike-finger) and is often presented with verbal accompaniment.
Whilst noticing the black and white, parked in the cycling lane, the courier proudly offered the officers his bike-finger.
by Super Evil Brian April 19, 2009
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finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.
I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020
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finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.
Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .
by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013
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