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Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021
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allan wilson

The fart right before you take a massive shit.
I need to find a bathroom asap, I just did an Allan Wilson
by Tootie January 14, 2016
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Shawn Wilson

Shawn Wilson is a dude who is probably in the 9th grade and thinks he's super funny by using the words "Poop" and "Fart Pee" but besides that he's a pretty chill dude, also he's openly straight and likes Offensive Jokes.
Yeah, I was hanging out with Shawn Wilson, we were playing Mario Kart and he was pretty good but made super unfunny jokes.
by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020
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ellie wilson

She holds her feelings in and she is stunning and she always put others before her self she can be moody and bitchy at times but she is really funny she always seems to get all the lads and she always helps with everyone else relationships she always there to talk to when needed
Have you seen that ellie wilson today she looks amazing as always
by Ellie Wilson November 6, 2018
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Harry Wilson

A certi top shagger who is proper peng with a perm , plays guitar
Person 1: have you seen harry wilson ?
Person 2: yeah just shagged him ngl
by Certitopshagger69 November 11, 2019
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Caitlin Wilson

A young shy girl with a phat ass and a great personality. She is trustworthy and loyal but her sister is not lmao.
by Wilko16 November 4, 2019
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