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Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.
Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.
by Dedwards December 2, 2020
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Boob towel

by Dervollius April 16, 2021
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jam towel

Judy, you got a jam towel; it's my time of the month?
by I-Have-No-Name! January 18, 2009
mugGet the jam towelmug.

towel line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."
by His Steinness January 11, 2009
mugGet the towel linemug.

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
mugGet the Need a towelmug.

gaping towel

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
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Towel Bounce

Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.

If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
mugGet the Towel Bouncemug.

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