Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.

Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.

by mensismans January 22, 2017

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 2, 2020

Boob towel

A towel for your sweaty boobs!

"His significant other had a boob towel!"

by Dervollius April 16, 2021