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Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.
by mensismans January 22, 2017
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gaping towel

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
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Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
by communitities May 27, 2018
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goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.
mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.
by jimmybomm April 13, 2021
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Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.
Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.
by Dedwards December 2, 2020
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Boob towel

by Dervollius April 16, 2021
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