Stretch

A long distance.

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017

Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other

the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"

by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Stretch Limo

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.

Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.

by ksoze720 June 1, 2019

Stretch it to meet the needs of a nation

The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.

Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.

by arson.tm January 22, 2022

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.

I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.

by tl_terry March 24, 2010