n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011
Get the Closet Smutmug. by TotallyAHuman November 8, 2022
Get the smutmug. Taking all the Smut involved to create the human complex and putting in the blender. Then mix with some red koolaid and freeze in the ice tray with a tooth pick. Once freezing has commenced take out the smut sickle ice cubes attached to the tooth pick and begin sucking on the sweet sweet smut sickle
Mike had enough of the ladies at the strip club during the bachelor party. So he captured the nights events in a small time capsule put them in a blender and ultimately turned them into a smut sickle!!
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
Get the Smut Sicklemug. My girlfriend is such a smut
by worship.ian December 23, 2022
Get the smutmug. boy 1: nawww she a smut she let me and my mans run a train on here
boy2: dayummm, she had a 3 some wit me and my mans, she really is a smut jawn.
boy2: dayummm, she had a 3 some wit me and my mans, she really is a smut jawn.
by perkpoppercs June 29, 2023
Get the smutmug. 
Sexually explicit content. It can be stories, porn, tv shows and movies, with varying degrees of sexual content. It is a pretty subjective term. People may disagree on whether a mild innuendo constitutes smut or not. But over time mild content was considered less and less smutty. But hardcore pornography and x rated movies remain smutty. In high school, and you may joke if you want, I was offended by ancient Greco Roman statues in the history books and called it smut. The teacher said it was not. The word smut in this definition was attested to in 1983 in the tv show Mama's Family. Main character Thelma, (Vicki Lawrence) didn't approve of smut and used the term in the first episode and periodically throughout the series run. However it can be seen in later episodes she still frowns on it but no longer got so offended by very mild content.
Well how did this smut get into my house? You most certainly can not you're far too young to be reading that smut...
...it isn't smut Thelma. The section the child read was taken totally out of context...
...if I'd have known that trash was being written up in that studio I would've put a stop to it a long time ago.
...it isn't smut Thelma. The section the child read was taken totally out of context...
...if I'd have known that trash was being written up in that studio I would've put a stop to it a long time ago.
by Sir Carlton October 25, 2023
Get the Smutmug.