ryan

most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.

is that ryan- i mean mushroom boi- EWWWWWWWWWW

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Ryan

Someone who is bad at basketball

You're almost as bad as Ryan

by big baller ryan November 10, 2019

Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.

rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik

by Theripestcheese December 29, 2019

Ryan

A guy who’s sohot they get every pussy in town. His dick is 12 inches and makes girls horny every at first glance. He is also called chief cuchy.

OMG... I fucked Ryan last Night

by Weed Fuckers May 7, 2019

Ryan

He's a big ole bitch

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that Ryan?"
Person 2: "No. That's just a bitch."

by Zoost555 February 1, 2020

Ryan

a fat cunt that needs drink breaks when he jumps fences

"what a fat cunt he had to do a ryan"

by poonigs April 29, 2020

Ryan

Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"

by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020