dingle bobby

A person who is of idiotic nature and doesn't understand social cues.

Wade you're a dingle bobby.

by Darkius Niggathorice III May 26, 2023

Dingle Apple

Noun- When a dingle berry becomes the size of a honey crisp apple.

In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 March 31, 2022

Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

by Pylomdasmartin March 05, 2018

holy dingles

Holy dingles Is used to describe when you are extremely happy about your dingleberrys falling off

Just took a nice one holy dingles

by Jaitheasianspy March 23, 2017

Dingle drop

While having sex The guy takes a shit and doesn't wipe and then a girl bites the dingle berries off the guys butthole hairs and then they kiss and mix it in their mouths

"I just fucked this guy but u know how I did it?"How"? We did the dingle drop

by Jonathan Romero February 24, 2017

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 23, 2017

Hamper-Dingle

Someone who puts clothing in their refrigerator.

My mother is a hamper-dingle. Last night I saw a tank top in the fridge!

by Danidot YT June 11, 2022