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cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.
Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...
by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017
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cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.
Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."
by Cardi B. September 14, 2017
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cum cruise

that joseph mf
by notanotheryomommajoke May 16, 2023
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canine cruising

Susan had a part time job walking dogs, or as we say in the business "canine cruising".
by J. M. Kiter July 29, 2023
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eden cruise

Eden is the most lean guy you'll ever meet. He has more veins than you can count. you can find Eden cruise being a skull with all the girls or boosting it on the streets, being a rally driver. Eden is the most sarcastic boy you'll meet but also the nicest guy you'll meet. No one will eve be as cool as eden cruise
"wow you're lean"
"yeah but not as lean as Eden Cruise"
by fuckgirlfuckboy August 22, 2016
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box cruising

The act of cruising around your locality in a car, looking for cardboard boxes disposed of by local businesses. Typically for the purpose of moving.
I want to pack my stuff up, but I have to go box cruising before I have anything to put it in.
by dirtforsirman May 10, 2010
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Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.
“How did Zach break his tailbone

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”
by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021
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