The nice guy in your life that loves you. His father left him and he lives in a dumpster. He is a manlet 4'11 elf
by gamermanxd2 December 7, 2021
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Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
Who likes to live a sedentary life and like to squash people in bed with him while eating a skyscraper of junk food and he loves the burning sensation from his 5 years of collecting smegma and likes to eat it when bored
He loves a tummy tickle Brandon
by Snababsn July 12, 2021
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by Brandon.. November 9, 2020
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.
“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
by Koalabear April 7, 2020
Get the Brandon mug.girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??
girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.
janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.
janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020
Get the brandon mug.A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.
by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019
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