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Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021
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White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
by Dinardi January 7, 2021
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blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.
by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018
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Blueberry

A blueberry is a berry that, despite it’s name, is not actually blue. It’s plural form (said when there is more than one blueberry) is blueberries. It is a, usually sweet, purple berry that is most popular in British Columbia, which is known for producing blueberries. Blueberries are native to North America and is therefore one of the only commercially-available fruits/berries. Blueberries also used to be called “star fruits” because of the star shape that is formed at the bottom of the blueberry.
Person 1: I’m going blueberry picking today! Wanna’ come?
Person 2: Sure, dude! I love blueberries!
by krispydabell March 2, 2022
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Blueberry

Used as some sort of code by females to say they’re single and looking for somebody. Mostly used on Snapchat stories.
Usually they just put the word “blueberry” on their Snapchat story
by I’dratherbeanonymous April 15, 2020
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blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
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