"Oh you hate drama Susan? Do you hate it while you post about your ex 18 times a day? You have a major case of Taylor Swift Syndrome."
by Froederich_Fraunkensteen October 28, 2017
Get the Taylor Swift Syndrome mug.1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift
In addition the receiver of the hand job:
-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.
-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.
Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"
by The Snake69 March 18, 2011
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"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023
Get the National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day mug.Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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