slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 May 3, 2018

slow native

Stuff stuck in your toes

I pick the slow natives out of my toes

by Helixes November 23, 2017

Slow drag

Dancing with a lady usually on a slow record while one or both of you are grinding in the genital area.

I have been waiting on the right record to slow drag with her fine ass.

by Benny DaHutt November 29, 2019

Slow-witted

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022

slow thing

a person considered to be very stupid or says or does stupid things

"what are you doing now Ryann you slow thing"

by johnnymoe February 21, 2014