manichaean shower

A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.

Scalded pink then frozen to death, thanks to our manichaean shower.

by Luke T March 7, 2008

Hat Shower

When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.

Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?

Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo

by GrandRap Godfather August 9, 2008

Toyam Shower

The act of masturbating while taking a shower.

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.

by BV69BV March 30, 2017

Shower Concert

Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.

I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.

In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.

by Lildrav April 6, 2020

ruby shower

A sexual fetish in which a woman squatting or standing over her partner unleashes her ruby-red menstrual flow to the delight of her partner. Note: condoms should be worn for maximum safety.

Instead of a golden shower or a cleveland steamer, she gave me a warm ruby shower.

by Herbert M. May 23, 2008

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

hobo shower

When you "bathe" using the sink in a public restroom at a gas station or fast food place. It usually involves washing your face and hair using the pump soap provided. Can also include an upper body wash for men.

Generally something that most people only do when traveling a long distance or coming back from Burning Man.

Did you already hit the bathroom?

Nah, someone was taking a hobo shower in there.

by Jeshizaemon August 27, 2009