Sam

Sam could either be a great person, or a jerk.

Wow that sam is a HUNK A HUNKA

Y u bully me

by BENTHEHUMAN October 10, 2019

Sam

Sam is a JERK and will ruin your life, he will try to make you do every thing for him, and he complains 24/7. He can go and suck a sewage drain.

Person 1- Sam can you pick up my pencil?
Sam- No go pick it up yourself.
Person 1- *Cry because Sam is mean*

by CountJingleKitty December 28, 2018

sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019

Sam

Sam is an extremely cool guy. He normally has ginger hair, brown hair and usually 5'9. He also likes to play video games with his friends. Sam usually goes for girls called Holly and Edith, he is kind and loving towards his girlfriend, however is easily embarrassed. His best friends are normally Ryan, Alistair, Iain, Ollie, Vincenzo. He has many weird talents, and is good with his hands.

I wish I was Sam

by Bishop Bante November 6, 2017

Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive

Oh yeah that’s guys a sam

by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023

Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018

Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021