by The Pantyhose pervert November 5, 2022
Get the Pantyhose pervertmug. Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.
Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!
by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 1, 2023
Get the Angry Pervertmug. Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
by booty bopper August 18, 2024
Get the Pervertmug. by Antispark April 16, 2008
Get the pervertizermug. P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?
P2:
P1:
P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?
P2:
P1:
P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022
Get the A Pervertmug. 
A pervert is a mindless dick who will think of something sexual every time anybody says anything. It is also like, a stalker, but you stalk only girls, and you drool over them, or spy on them for titties, or ass.
ex;
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*
ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*
ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*
by CallMe_Skye February 1, 2023
Get the Pervertmug.