November 5th

national "kiss your crush" day. dont be a p*ssy

hey it's November 5th, national kiss your crush day. i guess we have to kiss.

🤷

by notmiami November 3, 2021

5th December

The day Finley Marshall was born,2006

Happy 5th December

Thanks

by anonymous November 29, 2021

December 5th

National Slap Ass Day
Slap any girls ass!

Me: *Slaps a girl's ass*
Girl: Why did you do that??
Me: Sorry, its December 5th

by ThiccBriccMan December 4, 2019

5th november

international heller \ destiel day , wich is the popular ship made from dean winchester and castiel from supernatural

-hey what are you doing on 5th november ?

- not much, just celebrating heller day

by heller enthusiast May 31, 2021

The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

by The Salt Master of Our Time May 6, 2015

January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021

Oct 5th

National give your boyfriend or girlfriend the biggest hug day.

You:hey babe heres a big hug.
Them:oooo why?
You:you Don t know?its oct 5th national give your bf/gf the BIGGEST hug!!

by 💪🏽💪🏽personnnn October 4, 2021