capron il

Capron is a piece of shit town in northern Illinois. It is filled with run down houses and Mexicans. The people here are farmers or wanna be rednecks too. If you live in capron you are frowned upon. Nobody says they are from capron with pride as the nearby town of poplar grove will make you feel like shit because they have more than 0.000034 businesses in their town

Girl:where are you from?
Guy:capron IL Hbu?
Girl:oh wait I just noticed the time my dog is running away(best excuse she could think of to get away from a filthy capron guy)

by Hockey2134 May 2, 2018

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Freddie Iles

A man who has never been in the radius of 4km of girl. He will be a 40 year old virgin and lose his virginity after his brothers and this will take place in a gay strip club. He often spends his time in the burrow of york.

wow that man is such a freddie iles he needs to get some pussy

by PussyMagnetElias69 May 6, 2021

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IL FABIEGA

a Sicilian classic with tendencies to resurrect Cosa Nostra. He's not very good at valorant

I think it is only useful as an astra but its walls are not the best😐.IL FABIEGA

by LU LINT November 21, 2021

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Il Verde (The Green)

Il Verde (The Green) a.k.a. the 21st century hemlock. "I like this shot", this is the sentence that no one said after drinking this concoction. It has a 95% disgorgement rate, the remaining 5% have never seen the sun rise again.

The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.

Marzia: "What do you want to drink? Can I make you 5 Verdi?"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"

by Triplo7 December 2, 2021

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accrescere il mito

‘Accrescere il mito’ is a religion firstly created by Luca Says Relax in Milan, Italy. It became famous when a small group of brave men (and as a matter of facts women) adopted ‘accrescere il mito’ as a life philosophy in Luxembourg. ‘Accrescere il mito’ helps this small group of immigrants to overcome the cold winter of Luxembourg.

Bro, we have to accrescere il mito tonight.

Hey man, tonight ho accresciuto il mito, I can go to sleep now.

Let’s go to war tonight, stiamo accrescendo il mito.

by luxguy December 11, 2022

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