Fu-what

When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.

My Chemical Romance- Blood

(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,

But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.

by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010

Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.

"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"

by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016

fu k

When you try to type fuck but click the space bar and say fu k

Mark: Fu k
John: did you say fu k what the fu k
Mark:...

John:...

by ArcadeButCooler June 28, 2021

Fu Xuan

A short woman who you shouldn’t mess with otherwise you’re doomed. Like who doesn’t love her!

“Oh you know Fu Xuan?”

“Oh yeah. She’s the best the character in Star Rail!”

by Ami 💍 September 5, 2023

fu sheng

Someone is fierce,funny,weird,a great Best Friend, is there to cheer you you whenever and whatever the problem is .

“James, you are my Fu Sheng.”

by The finder April 23, 2017

Water Fu

The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.

Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

scum-fu

Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.

Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.

Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.

Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!

by scum-fu January 2, 2023