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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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Daviding

When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.

This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.
Wow that mans a real David!!
by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021
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David

David is a dream daddy
by Yourdaddy229075 April 8, 2019
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David

fuck david
by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019
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David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him
man you actin like a David.
by johnathan29 September 11, 2021
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David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.
Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.
by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020
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