cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.

by Jake February 17, 2004

Triple Nine

Almost, but not quite.

In other words close, but no cigar.


(999 is almost 1,000 but not quite)

-"Shit, I triple nined in my History class."

--"You going to summer school?"

by Ekim401 February 6, 2009

code nine

A hot boy

Look code nine *all girls swoop for hot boy*

by Baretruth August 25, 2015

nine - inch

Term used to describe a woman's arse - usually dripping with fat and cellulite, that is massively disproportionate in size to the rest of her body - in reference to the large and robust differential seen hanging under the rear of some Ford motor vehicles.

'Man check the fucking nine - inch on that huge bitch!'

by R Yenarg August 27, 2005

T-Nined

when you try to text one thing, but the T9 spell function spits out another.

I tried to text Eric to get his coat and come home, but it showed up as "get your boat and come good." Awesome.

Dude, you got T-Nined!

(common mixups are if/he and go/in.)

by Yahosh March 18, 2008

quarter to nine

the time to have a bath

Penguin: What's the time?
Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Penguin: What do you mean? We're already clean.
Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown

by Power476 July 29, 2020

subscripty-nined

This word is spelled either this way, or 69ed. The "6" in the numerical word is in subscript (below the rest of the letters). Not to be confused with normal 69ing, this version is simply a blowjob with a twist: at the end the man "shoots" his cum straight into the woman's mouth.

Helena: I subscripty-nined Chris the other night.
Chris (just walking in): Yeah, and I got a straight shot. Right in!
Jordan: Boo-yah! (hi-fives Chris)

by Cheesinator January 4, 2008