Petch Eye

The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.

Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!

John: What's wrong?

Mary: That was a big line!

John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.

by Petros Insanity July 20, 2014

Mall Eye

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.

"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"

by Macsbandit December 2, 2009

Panko eye

The remaining crusty bits left on and around your eyelids after a nights sleep, also known as eye boogies or in more economically developed countries as sleep.

"Dude did you just wake up? You have killer panko eye!"

by Delvin Galvionian Destepstolow March 29, 2012

Eye of Mica

A toxic manipulative person.

“Oh there goes eye of mica again.”

by TopDawgs April 15, 2023

Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.

Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."

by Jmarev June 9, 2013

eye fart

The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.

Eye fart eye fart hand air

by Philfee November 30, 2013

Boob Eye

An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.

Sam's a real boob eye

by asodygasgh June 8, 2009