National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
Get the December 5mug. the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.
Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots
Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots
by flobotx February 9, 2013
Get the jonny 5mug. the letter 5 i5 my favourite letter ever in the whole world 5o 5ome people think that 5 i5 s but it i5 not 5 i5 much better
by nyancadz April 19, 2017
Get the the letter 5mug. A tiny mini minivan imported from japan to replace the mpv built with mostly the same drivetrain as a mazda 3, for the moms not ready to be a full blown soccer mom
by dsm rice February 28, 2015
Get the mazda 5mug. 1. A cop. This term is used when the cop is coming after you. Avoid cops at all costs, they are out to get you for something you did or did not do.
2. A grind done on a skateboard when one truck is on the rail, and the other is raised above.
2. A grind done on a skateboard when one truck is on the rail, and the other is raised above.
5 0, 5 0, scatter!
Pack your shit, we're going to Canada. That 5 0 just busted our crack house.
Shit, did you see that 5 0 grind he did down that rail?
Pack your shit, we're going to Canada. That 5 0 just busted our crack house.
Shit, did you see that 5 0 grind he did down that rail?
by rickky November 18, 2005
Get the 5 0mug. May 5 is national “dumb bitch day”
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
Where everyone gets to recognize how much of a dumb bitch you really are!
May 5 - a day for everyone to recognize and celebrate you being a dumb bitch since birth
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
You hear that Michael? It’s national dumb bitch day!! Wow you really are a dumb fucking bitch
by Wearecoward October 19, 2019
Get the May 5mug. 5 seconds
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
5 seconds
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
by LetsTalkAboutX May 8, 2023
Get the 5 secondsmug.