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Lemon Luster

A more formidable form of lemon furniture cleaner used by E&M Commercial Maintenance.
Commonly mistaken for the vastly inferior Lemon Pledge....
Brian: Why the F*** do you keep using Lemon Luster?
Matt: You do not pay enough for me to afford Lemon Pledge, and stop referring to me as a maid from family guy.
Brian: No... no.. no... More Lemon Pledge...
Matt: I fucking hate you.... You know that right?
Brian: Lemon Pledge?
by MAttE+M June 25, 2019
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lemon lime

A slang term for alcohol or drinking. It can be used as many different parts of speech, including as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Hey, do you think you can get some lemon lime for the party?
Sorry I didn't reply, I was totally lemon liming last night.
by Hoonose January 11, 2008
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meadowlark lemon

Using your hand to move a girls head up and down on your buddies dick while she gives him a blow job, like your dribbling a basketball.
His buddy gave him a meadowlark lemon to show what a good friend he was.
by Canacius August 27, 2012
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Lemon Squeeze

A "dove-tail" or "beaver tail" safety on a handgun such as a 1911
Oh shit he got da lemon squeeze on da .45
by Roofingmonkey316 November 28, 2016
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LeMon James

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by Boombox5328 January 4, 2019
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lemon grass

1. A grass-like weed that tastes of lemon.

2. The pubic hair of a blond person. Compare to firecrotch.
Woman A "I was sucking on some lemon grass last night."
Woman B "Why do I even talk to you? All you talk about is oral sex! I'm out of here."
Woman B leaves in a rage.
Woman A "I wonder what that was about?" Sucks on actual lemon grass clippings, enjoying their tangy flavor.
by Racecaracecar October 14, 2009
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Lemon Brown

A person from the story "The Treasure of Lemon Brown" of whom has been underlined every single time in the text book.

Is also a very gruesome sexual act where a woman releases feces onto a mans mouth. The women then shoves a lemon colored dildo down the mans throat thus hitting his gag reflex and inducing vomit onto the woman's bare chest as they get each other off. The man cums onto the girls chest, and then proceeds lick up the mixture.
"I'm Lemon Brown." "Pedophile!"

"Today were reading about Lemon Brown!" "You read porn in literature??" :O*Gasp* "I want to be in that class!"
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