Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.
by Dat Nigger Faggot 69 November 9, 2017

usually married to emily's
horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead
horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead
by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric is so mean.
by Thetruthhteller11 April 20, 2018

That one short kid in first grade that kicks a girl named Michele in the stomach because she took the last juice box.
by DerickTheEricSlayer January 11, 2020

Person 1: Don't come for me! I said don't come for ME!
ERIC: Let me just expla...
Person 1: Eric! I SAID don't come after me. TRASH!
ERIC: Let me just expla...
Person 1: Eric! I SAID don't come after me. TRASH!
by My Voice is Heard February 1, 2010

Person 1: It is to bad that Hitler did all those horrendous things.
Person 2: Yeah, I wish his parents named him Eric.
Person 2: Yeah, I wish his parents named him Eric.
by Slimy Cauk Ninja May 31, 2016

A goofy pigeon toed mother fucker. That is tall, has a large but not a workable penis that only gets action from "bigger" woman. Eric also mean C.C. or in other words a Chubby Chaser! Don't trust him with woman, EVER! Oh, and did i mention that he is a pigeon toed mother fucker.
Eric
by Eric weirdo February 24, 2010
