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Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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Ryan is a unisex name. A Girl Ryan is perfect in every way possible, from her looks to her personality. If you could start dating her, you would never want to leave her, as she makes you feel the best way possible, at all times.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Ryan?
Boy 1: Of course I have. She's the sweetest person alive
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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A hot person. He's so hot that his brother's girlfriend left him for Ryan. He's such a baddy and I wish I was with him.
"Hey wanna slam Ryan?"

"Sure let's do it with his brother's girlfriend"
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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Ryan is so cool
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The hottest man ever to live they will fall in love with someone named massa Ryan’s have an 18 in pussy pulverizer
Massa: I just got fucked by Ryan’s pussy pulverizer
by Pussy pulverizer November 21, 2021
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Ryan has a very dirty mind, he never fails to impress you. He may seem quiet to other people but his friends,HELL NO. He is an insane crazy human being. He is always there for you when you need him. Ryan’s advice is sometimes good and sometimes bad.
Friend: I’ve been feeling down recently

Ryan: why what’s wrong
Friend:I’m just sad

Ryan: *gives good advice
by Ruderebecca December 21, 2019
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Debby Ryan

Debby Ryan is an actor and dated Twenty one pilots's drummer Joshua William Dun, that does NOT make her a slut or anything negative. She is a human too, and she's caring and nice. To the "Clique", Stop hating on Debby and Jenna, you wouldn't fucking end up with neither Tyler or Josh in the end, so stop. Be respectful, I'm 100% Positive that's what Ty and Josh wants.

- A fellow Twenty one pilots fan. :))
Friend1: Who's the one playing Jessie?
Friend2: Oh, that's Debby Ryan!
by Djævel April 19, 2017
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